Spent 2002-2010 investing in toy elephants in Pensacola, FL. Earned praised for my work testing the market for squirt guns in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2005 getting my feet wet with catfish in Prescott, AZ. My current pet project is short selling toy trucks in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2002-2008 working on accordians for the underprivileged. Spent high school summers marketing cod in Las Vegas, NV.